Ok, so I actually don’t hate Macs, or (most) Mac users but this was pretty funny. It’s from one of my old favorite sites, The Best Page in the Universe, which I came across again randomly.

Patriots
Pros – Tom Brady went to Michigan, beats Peyton Manning often
Cons – Overdog, from Boston

Giants
Pros – Home team (NYC), underdog, Eli Manning is making his brother look bad, and he probably hates Peyton Manning somewhat
Cons – Eli Manning is related to Peyton Manning

Giants win.

and donated to both Barack Obama and John McCain. That’s the race this young, give everyone a fair chance at success in life supporting, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, Indian-American is looking forward to.

Not sure how much of a difference it’ll make, if only I was richer :

(AP) — Heeding a steady drumbeat of sexual misconduct cases
involving teachers, at least 15 states are now considering stronger
oversight and tougher punishment for educators who take advantage of
their students.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/27/teacher.sex.abuse.ap/index.html?eref=time_us

Damn states. My response is pretty much like this:

At some reasonable health limit, yes.
   

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I came across this on best of Craigslist:

Intelligent atheist white man seeks sweetie

He mentioned the Free Software Movement in his ad, and so I looked up the leaders of the movement which I found here. His name is Richard M. Stallman and he’s the President of the Free Software Movement, the author of several books, and apparently the recipient of many awards. I know internet dating is way more mainstream than it used to be but man, this takes balls and I respect that.

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1700821,00.html?cnn=yes

Is it bad that I find 99.999% of any stories involving monkeys/chimps/or gorillas funny? Especially chimps.

Did anyone else notice the really awkward moment when Charles Gibson invited all the candidates, Republicans and Democrats to share the stage and hang out?

Here’s what I think they were saying:

Romney: “Hi Obama, I’m going to talk to you so that it seems like I’m a nice guy but really I want to stab you in the heart!”
Obama: “Really? Well I’m going to keep a smile on my face while I talk about how I had relations with your wife last night. She’s no Obama girl, but she’ll do when I’m drunk and I just need something easy.”

Ron Paul: “Hey what’s up Bill, can I hang out with you so we both look a little less out of place?”
Richardson: “Umm, ok I guess (while looking around to try to escape). So how’s that gold standard thing working out for you?”

Hillary: “Ok, extend hand, try to look strong, but not masculine strong. “
Guiliani: “Nine-eleven. Did you know that nine-eleven was the most nine-eleven I’ve ever nine-elevened?”

Stalin’s ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for him help
running the country. Stalin says, “Round up and shoot all the
democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue.” “Why blue?”
Putin asks. “Ha!” says Stalin. “I knew you wouldn’t ask me about the
first part.”

I read this joke in Time Magazine’s excellent article about Putin: A Tsar is Born. Putin is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year.

.. is hanging out with Greg senior year of high school.

During senior year of high school, me and some of my friends took Calculus at Oakland University. The great thing about this was that I had an hour and a half of lunch everyday, and so did Greg.

Here was what we did during this hour and a half:
1. Go play disc golf at Firefighters / or go to my house and watched Tivo’d Simpsons episodes
2. Eat for under $3.50 at Seroes / or make food and eat ludicrous amounts of Apple butter on bread
3. Get to Ms. Demontigny’s class in the nick of time