January 6, 2008

• Awkward moment in the ABC/Facebook Debates

  Did anyone else notice the really awkward moment when Charles Gibson invited all the candidates, Republicans and Democrats to share the stage and hang out?

  Here’s what I think they were saying:

  Romney: “Hi Obama, I’m going to talk to you so that it seems like I’m a nice guy but really I want to stab you in the heart!”
  Obama: “Really? Well I’m going to keep a smile on my face while I talk about how I had relations with your wife last night. She’s no Obama girl, but she’ll do when I’m drunk and I just need something easy.”

  Ron Paul: “Hey what’s up Bill, can I hang out with you so we both look a little less out of place?”
  Richardson: “Umm, ok I guess (while looking around to try to escape). So how’s that gold standard thing working out for you?”

  Hillary: “Ok, extend hand, try to look strong, but not masculine strong. “
  Guiliani: “Nine-eleven. Did you know that nine-eleven was the most nine-eleven I’ve ever nine-elevened?”

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